having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
me when i meet the person who created webp files
It was google by the way, they thought it would be such a good file type it would replace the need for all other image files, that's why anything they own or partner with tries to force it on us though no art programs can even work with it.
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
That no-good, ableist Marie Satan Kondo! Can’t believe she would just- oh
Marie Kondo was the queen my adhd ass has been waiting on for 19 YEARS this bitch really gon pull me out of executive dysfunction and depression
I would destroy a god for this woman
This quest for joy is much more meaningful and motivating than the shame and guilt other cleaning gurus.
Marie kondo makes me so happy because she pays attention to the reasons of mess, shame, guilt, hopelessness, and addresses them!
None of this wandering into someone’s house and assuming they shat out the mess because they’re a dumb fuck who hates being clean and they’re dirty and gross because they hate society and order, but it’s ok bc we can FIX It and they will be normal again haha.
Like honestly, Marie “I love mess” Kondo is a breath of fresh air, after watching “experts” ask struggling human beings “why they are so stubborn?” , and “when did you last use this?” so often that all I felt when I tried to clean was upset and panicked.
This is much better and she is a nice lady.
Her “tidying up” is not get rid of everything but instead - you have more stuff than you have space, lets see IF we can get rid of anything but let’s also show you ways to fit more stuff in your space in a way that you can use it better
it’s not - your shelves should be bare of all but one item, it’s lets use lots of boxes so things are organised and put them on the shelves instead, so they’re neatly kept and you can find them and not have to buy new the instant you realise yes you did need it
Her method is focused on asking yourself WHY you have these things. Sentimental band tee shirt that doesn’t fit anymore? Keep it! It sparks joy! Collection of sentimental band tee shirts that’s become a sink hole of stuff you never use or even remember you have? Keep the ones that still make you light up inside, but ditch the rest because they’re not serving you. There’s a whole chunk of her book about things like “you hold onto things that are not you because you have this idea of who you should be. Let it and the symbols of it go.” Throw out those “how to make cheese” books bc you are not a cheese maker and seeing them makes you feel guilty and bad about never actually pursuing your cheese making fancy. BUT! if seeing these books reinvigorates your interest in making cheese, put these books somewhere more visible so you remember you want to learn to make cheese.
I know “it sparks joy” became a meme and therefor its meaning was diluted, but that’s what her method boils down to: filling your space with things that make you happy, and making it easier to access those things and that happiness. it’s not about adherence to some minimalist fashion. It’s about making your space serve you and your pursuit of happiness.
irony is hilarious . if you post a minion meme on tumblr and on facebook and people will like them on both platforms yet they will always be deeply, inherently different despite the memes being identical. both audiences like it for the same reason, haha funny meme, and yet .theyre opposites??? i dont know how to word this. the unspoken, invisible sense of irony that can make these cultural landscapes appear the same when one is actually a warped parody of the other only its impossible to tell without knowledge of the culture itself. look at this minion, i tell the facebook moms. they laugh. look at this minion , i tell the tumblrinas. they laugh. its the same meme but the audiences are hearing completely different jokes it makes meee. . hrrrhrgh ... . im gonna eat plastic
I just wanna say as someone who has now experienced both sides of the fence
Don't be too ashamed of your small to average wang, boys
Among other things they gave me a 6 inch dilator when I left the clinic and the prospect of putting it inside me is scaring the hell out of me
Yes but the biggest one is 6 inches and looking at this thing it is frightening to consider that there are human men out there who are bigger than that
Okay well thats good to know, that explains why I was struggling to get the 5 inch one all the way in
Mostly likely an RFID tag. A simple unpowered device that emits a signal when excited by an external magnetic field.
The fun part is that RFID chips are incredibly easy to break, and incredibly easy to clone/copy. Imagine buying your drink, then intentionally burning out the rfid chip with an extra-strong electromagnetic field and raising a stink because the machine won’t give you what you paid for. Free meal vouchers, maybe? Better yet if you can get behind the counter and burn out the chips on every cup at once.
You could also buy a cup, then scan and clone the RFID tag, and see what kind of system they’re using to keep track of what cups have refills left and which ones don’t. I’d bet money that it wouldn’t be complex or hard to reverse-engineer, and then it’s as simple as spoofing the correct information to the RFID chip reader at the drink dispenser, and you get 8000 refills for the next 99999 hours or whatever.
It’s shitty and dystopian when companies do stuff like this, but fortunately they usually do it in a very stupid way that’s easily exploitable if you have the right know-how and some tools.
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
how could they possibly have predicted this
